Things should always go my way
On each and every day,
At work and even play,
Things must always go my way!

Now when things won’t go my may
I’ll have a lot to say,
And put you all at bay,
For I must have my way!

So what more can I say?
I have to have my way!
For each and every day
Must go just like I say!

-by Theodora of Drifter’s Rest