Lizard Mechanics in Bat Country Excerpt

Catwalks.

Ladders.

Old maintenance decks.

And people.

Hundreds of them.

Sitting on the pipes.
Hanging their legs over platforms.
Crouched along the railings.

Every last one looking down at me.

Then I looked up.

Higher.

And higher.

At the very top of the chamber sat a man in purple.

Hamelin Pipher, I assumed. The man who stole Catherine’s emerald necklace.

Squeak.

Hundreds answered.

SQUEAK.

Hell.

A sign hung above an opening at the far end of the chamber.

ENTER HERE

Flashing carnival bulbs lined the edges. One after another.

And above it all, a plaque featuring a skull and the words MEMENTO MORI.

A deadly game show.

Just then the floor dropped away on either side of the narrow path leading to the opening.

I looked over the edge.

Rats all the way down.

On both sides.

Not the human kind.

The crowd cheered me on.

Then, out of another hidden door came a large man.

He stepped in front of the ENTER HERE door with a sledgehammer in his hands.

His face was covered by a wire mask shaped like a rat’s head.

“More cheese!”

I supposed I was the cheese.

I had to think fast.

Baseball.

I charged him.

At the last second, I dropped and slid feetfirst into the brute’s legs.

He toppled sideways.

Straight into the rat pit.

The crowd went wild.

The rats went wild.

Click.

The entrance hatch swung inward.

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